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【观粮】我上过中班

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【观粮】我上过中班

孙子问：我叔叔在家没？
我回答：没在家，他今个上白班儿。等他上夜班喽，就回家了。
白班、夜班。那，中班他在不在家？
中班？不知几点到几点，我没上过。
孙子说：我上过。我现在已经上大二了。

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